Me: Mmfffff. Sleep in today.
Me: Go away
Kitten: *purr* *prod*
Me: snuh...piss off
Kitten: [worms under the covers; deploys claws]
Me: Yah! [Hurls kitten out of the room]
Kitten: [shoves favourite toy in my face; rings bell over and over]
Me: Kitten from heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell. You've been watching Simon's Cat, haven't you? Little beast...
Me: [Gets up; slings kitten under one arm, laptop under the other]
[Kitten gets fed. I write.]